Before we get to today’s regularly schedule food content, I just have to take a moment to celebrate someone who, unlike me, apparently possesses great willpower when it comes to food - Madonna! Her new album Confessions on a Dancefloor is available today and I’ve already heard it and I love it and I highly recommend it. The tracks all blend together into one infectious, ever-more-powerful celebration of dancing and life. Madonna’s been a huge part of my consciousness since I was 10 years old and I admire her like crazy… for a million reasons that I won’t get into here. Just look at those 47-year-old legs, people!

Her new album is brilliant, she looks amazing, and the Queen is back!

Now back to the calories and carbs…